Celibacy is like being a vegetarian..
I wish I could be as excited about anything as some people get excited about football.
Welcome back SouthLAnd.
You are damn good TV! Yes you are.
… Hey, you 26 million people. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
My brother said he ate Turkey “Bacon”… Now I want to punch him in the face.
I get offended when people go faster than me on the freeway.